We all enjoy idiosyncratic ballparks, right? So why don't baseball stadiums try using distinctive names for their concession offerings? For example, any team that Fred McGriff ever played for should be selling "Crime Dogs" instead of hot dogs. Here are some suggestions for team food concessions that get a little more creative than 'Dodger Dogs' do:

Boston Red Sox - Fenway Park:

Chicago Cubs - Wrigley Field:

Root Beer = "Charlie Root Beer""
Bag of Peanuts = "Bag of Lowrey"
Cheese Fries = "Cheese Freys"
New Ice Cream Flavor: "Rocky Cherry"

Chicago White Sox - US Cellular Field:

Dippin' Dots = "Dippin' Dotsons"
Hot Dog = "A Calderon"

Cincinnati Reds - Cinergy Field:

Grolsch Beer = "Heinie Grohlsh Beer"

Cleveland Indians - Jacobs Field:

Lemon Chill = "Bob Lemon Chill"

Colorado Rockies - Coors Field:

Any stand that serves grilled food = "Bichette's Inferno"
Souvenir Stand = "John Vander Wal-Mart"

Detroit Tigers - Comerica Park:

Florida Marlins - Dolphins Stadium:

Kansas City Royals - Kauffman Stadium:

Nachos = "Chip Ambres with Cheese"
Budweiser Beer = "BudBlacker Beer"

Houston Astros - Minute Maid Park:

Los Angeles Dodgers - Dodger Stadum:

Pizza = "Piazza"
Rum and Coke = "Mike Morgan and Coke"

New York Mets - Shea Stadium:

New York Yankees - Yankee Stadium:

Oakland Athletics - Network Associates Coliseum:

Pittsburgh Pirates - PNC Park:

San Francisco Giants - Willie Mays Field:

St. Louis Cardinals - Busch Stadium:

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